So for those of you wondering why the blog has been updating, well... nothing. The answer is that I recently moved from Philadelphia to Washington State. For those of you who failed, or refused to take, geography... that is a long-ass drive (long-ass is the technical term).
Pennsylvania is on one side, Washington is on the other. Here is a map:
|Who chose our country's color palette? No wonder other countries hate us...|
One advantage to driving that far is that you get to see the country. The lavender mountains majesty, the amber waves of... mauve? Robin's egg blue? Who DESIGNED this country!?
The other thing you see is cars, lots and lots of cars. Every one of those cars has a license plate. Most of those license plates are normal... some are not.
Vanity License Plates fall into two categories which, coincidentally, are the same two categories that describe jokes you tell when drunk:
1 - Hilarious
2 - COMPLETELY UNINTELLIGIBLE!
I don't quite understand why people would pay money to have the back of their car say something... Don't get me wrong, things that say things are cool, but presentation is important.
|Well, this is pretty self explanatory... or is it?|