Now, I know, I know. "Owen," you're screaming at your computer screens. "You have been gone for OVER a MONTH! How dare you!?"
Well, that is true, I have been and for that I am truly sorry. But New Years happened, then other stuff happened.
By the way, have any of you heard of the Peekskill Meteor? Well, in 1992 a meteor brighter then the moon crashed into a car and completely destroyed it. Don't believe me, check out the site.
Why am I bringing this up?
Because it makes you think. At any point, at any time, you could be going about your day, maybe mowing the lawn, maybe tossing your neighbor's pet cat up in the air to see if they really land on their feet, when BAM! A fucking bowling ball from space could just take you out.
But, since it hasn't. Updates will come this week. And they will be goooooooooood.
(is it bad that, now that I've written this, I'm suddenly more wary of meteors?)